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Fantasy Post-a-long!
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Comment posted by DudeToxic at 2014-01-08 07:28:20 (11 years ago)
Suddenly you feel a light touch on your shoulder. You flail your arms and try to get away. You manage only to hurt your leg again, smash your head against the wall, and hit your hand against the wall. When your hand hits the wall you feel some of your fingers pop. Holding your head with your other hand you look at your hand and see your middle and ring fingers bent the wrong way. You see that they are broken, and then look down at your newly exposed leg. You see that your flailing has broken a small scab that formed over your leg, causing it to bleed even more. Suddenly you hear some muttering coming from the direction of the light. You feel a wave of pain as the joints of your fingers suddenly snap back into place. You stare at your hand amazed. The light then wavers and you hear the sound of someone falling down as the light goes out.
Suddenly you feel a light touch on your shoulder. You flail your arms and try to get away. You manage only to hurt your leg again, smash your head against the wall, and hit your hand against the wall. When your hand hits the wall you feel some of your fingers pop. Holding your head with your other hand you look at your hand and see your middle and ring fingers bent the wrong way. You see that they are broken, and then look down at your newly exposed leg. You see that your flailing has broken a small scab that formed over your leg, causing it to bleed even more. Suddenly you hear some muttering coming from the direction of the light. You feel a wave of pain as the joints of your fingers suddenly snap back into place. You stare at your hand amazed. The light then wavers and you hear the sound of someone falling down as the light goes out.
Comment posted by LordOfWaffles at 2014-01-08 21:20:35 (11 years ago)
You hear a big scream, blood splatters on your face, but yet you can no longer see anything since the orb has gone out. You feel your way around when you feel a body. Immediately you draw back, you can feel the blood on your hand. You quickly gasp are you ok. Nothing. You start to panic when the orb comes back into veiw, only this time its the size of an ant. You can barley see anything when all of the sudden....
You hear a big scream, blood splatters on your face, but yet you can no longer see anything since the orb has gone out. You feel your way around when you feel a body. Immediately you draw back, you can feel the blood on your hand. You quickly gasp are you ok. Nothing. You start to panic when the orb comes back into veiw, only this time its the size of an ant. You can barley see anything when all of the sudden....
Comment posted by DudeToxic at 2014-01-09 09:42:13 (11 years ago)
With the small ammount of light you see the pool of blood spreading from the body to meet with the pool coming from your leg. Suddenly the body moves and you hear a groan. The small man (you assume it is a male) starts to sit up, a expression of pain on his face. You look down at his torso and see why. You see the knife that you recovered from your pack partially in his gut. You have no idea what to do as his eyes roll back in his head and the room goes dark again.
With the small ammount of light you see the pool of blood spreading from the body to meet with the pool coming from your leg. Suddenly the body moves and you hear a groan. The small man (you assume it is a male) starts to sit up, a expression of pain on his face. You look down at his torso and see why. You see the knife that you recovered from your pack partially in his gut. You have no idea what to do as his eyes roll back in his head and the room goes dark again.
Comment posted by NepetaCatGod at 2014-01-09 17:57:34 (11 years ago)
You blackout.
You wake up yet again the largest room you have ever seen. Everything is white. Even the plants. You look down at your leg. You only feel a deep scar. Then you realize that you are using your now non-broken hand. The after a while you hear knocks coming from no where. Then where an empty space in the wall was a woman about your height enters the room. She has bright red hair, large bust, and is wearing a magicians badge. You have never seen this woman ever. You've seen all of the magicians in the land but she was not any of them.
You blackout.
You wake up yet again the largest room you have ever seen. Everything is white. Even the plants. You look down at your leg. You only feel a deep scar. Then you realize that you are using your now non-broken hand. The after a while you hear knocks coming from no where. Then where an empty space in the wall was a woman about your height enters the room. She has bright red hair, large bust, and is wearing a magicians badge. You have never seen this woman ever. You've seen all of the magicians in the land but she was not any of them.
Comment posted by LordOfWaffles at 2014-01-09 22:29:51 (11 years ago)
Wtf do I post now...lol.
Wtf do I post now...lol.
Comment posted by NepetaCatGod at 2014-01-10 18:47:38 (11 years ago)
You figure out who she is. She is the leader of the magicians. Lady Konlaias. She tells you about the short men that bandaged you. They were called gnomes. You've never seen them ever. Eventually she tells you it's been an entire week before you woke up. You know for sure that you will be stripped of your knights badge now. That quest would've taken five days. You panic and start to mumble words. Lady Konlaias notices and starts calm you down. She says that she told the court captain about your little fiasco. All he said was to not to worry. The lances have been delivered by the blacksmith him self. You sigh and relax. She asks you a question. "Would you consider becoming a magician?" Your not sure but you answer...
You figure out who she is. She is the leader of the magicians. Lady Konlaias. She tells you about the short men that bandaged you. They were called gnomes. You've never seen them ever. Eventually she tells you it's been an entire week before you woke up. You know for sure that you will be stripped of your knights badge now. That quest would've taken five days. You panic and start to mumble words. Lady Konlaias notices and starts calm you down. She says that she told the court captain about your little fiasco. All he said was to not to worry. The lances have been delivered by the blacksmith him self. You sigh and relax. She asks you a question. "Would you consider becoming a magician?" Your not sure but you answer...
Comment posted by NepetaCatGod at 2014-01-12 20:29:28 (11 years ago)
"What's the harm?" You answer. Most people cant obtain more than one badge of rank. You are allowed to have two badges but you must have your most dominate badge first. She goes on about that you have to train your psyche every day to prepare your mind. Then she tells you training starts tomorrow. She hands you a blue robe. A beginners robe. You pull it over your head. She leads you through out the magicians academy. You remember the layout of the area and find your appointed dormitory room and fall asleep.
"What's the harm?" You answer. Most people cant obtain more than one badge of rank. You are allowed to have two badges but you must have your most dominate badge first. She goes on about that you have to train your psyche every day to prepare your mind. Then she tells you training starts tomorrow. She hands you a blue robe. A beginners robe. You pull it over your head. She leads you through out the magicians academy. You remember the layout of the area and find your appointed dormitory room and fall asleep.
Comment posted by LordOfWaffles at 2014-01-23 10:04:46 (11 years ago)
This thread died because its old. When a threads old....it smells.....bad....
This thread died because its old. When a threads old....it smells.....bad....
Comment posted by epam at 2014-01-24 09:35:11 (11 years ago)
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Comment posted by NepetaCatGod at 2014-05-02 08:14:45 (11 years ago)
Anyone else remember this thread? Good times.
Anyone else remember this thread? Good times.
Comment posted by skittlefuck at 2014-05-02 17:16:50 (11 years ago)
:,(
:,(
Comment posted by skittlefuck at 2014-05-02 17:17:16 (11 years ago)
Unrelated, but you guys should watch Blade of the Immortal, it's short and awesome.
Unrelated, but you guys should watch Blade of the Immortal, it's short and awesome.
Comment posted by Android at 2014-05-03 13:30:16 (11 years ago)
My last comment on this thread earlier was pretty stupid. *facedesk*
My last comment on this thread earlier was pretty stupid. *facedesk*
Comment posted by NepetaCatGod at 2014-05-03 23:05:51 (11 years ago)
Nah bruh its cool.
Nah bruh its cool.
Comment posted by DudeToxic at 2014-05-30 09:42:39 (10 years ago)
Well, I'm back now. And have no idea what to do here, I had a slight plan that I was going to put into the story, but that is gone now. Anyone else want to try to continue this?
Well, I'm back now. And have no idea what to do here, I had a slight plan that I was going to put into the story, but that is gone now. Anyone else want to try to continue this?
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